t0tally-n0t-3m0:

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Elias during his murder trial

occudo:

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I think more ex-assistants should have been avatars. Especially Fiona.

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AO3

and if you like what I do, my kofi

silkwyrm:

silkwyrm:

silkwyrm:

silkwyrm:

the 32-year-old Chooser

ohh i just don’t know which one to choose….

gimme a sec i’m still choosing

oh jeez there’s so many choices!

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

moderation in all things except sex and intoxicants and shirking your responsibilities and profaning the name of god

AND FOOD

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

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I’ve acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

inhumaninterest:

play-now-my-lord:

It’s an old observation but the secret sauce that makes JJBA work is that a guy can show up with a stand that has the power to sever their opponents’ legs at 100 yards and the protagonists will just cobble together new legs out of bicycle parts and athletic tape and kick the guy’s ass immediately, whereas the guy whose stand power is causing toilets to flush clockwise is an existential threat to all human life and defeating him might take up years’ worth of the manga

“Because what makes toilets drain clockwise is the coriolis effect caused by the rotation of the planet. And the power of the stand "Around the World” increases by proximity to the center of the axis of rotation. So once they get to the rotational pole of the planet they’ll be able to reverse the rotation of the entire planet, destroying all life on the planet.“~ JJBA protagonist #16

evilwizard:

ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura

astronomical-bagel:

crockerberts:

astronomical-bagel:

“I have so much homestuck on my dash” my brother in karkat you followed the homestuck blog

bro just guessed the character in homestuck meant to represent jesus christ and was correct

WHAT

mckitterick:

Drone Dragon 1500

1,500 drones light up the sky over Shenzhen on June 22 with a flying dragon

this amazing display kicked off China’s Dragon Boat Festival, taking place on the 5th day of the 5th month of the Chinese calendar, commemorating the ancient poet Qu Yuan